ASK JACK

Jack, I need your help. OK I went out and found some black hair dye, Bought a book on ebonics but I can’t seem to find Orangutan Orange Sun Tan spray to complete my transformation to a Jersey Shore member. Do you know the brand of Orange glow they use?

Schnookie apparently uses MysticTan. Dont ask how we know, its enough that we do.

Would you ever come out to a event in ILLINOIS for an event for a Charity American Cancer Society Relay for life? YES/NO/AND Y OR Y NOT.

Is there an Illinois Ave in Santa Monica we’re not familiar with or….

Jack, The video store keeps calling. Your copy of ‘Shaving Ryans Privates’ is 4 weeks past due.

That bird’s a liar.

Jack, Why can’t you do a Sticker Pimp event at the lil dive bar up the street from your office. Sticker, T-shirt and a beer?

Yeah. We’re not welcome at the Backstage Bar n Grill anymore. Not since Rumpleminz Tuesday’s got out of control last year.

Jack. Stacy’s mom has got it going on. Just though I’d let you know

Thanks Kujo. We were not aware.

when were you born?

St. Patricks Day, 2005. Hoooray beer!!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Fail.

Are you going to listen to the President’s STFU speech tonight?

Weird. We didnt even know the government had a Strategic Traffic Forensics Unit.

Jack can I shave your back?

Ok thats creepy. Not because you wanna shave our back but because right now, our back TOTALLY needs shaving. See you tomorrow?

………………………hello?………………………

hi. hi. hi. HI. HI. HI. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI. HOW YA DOIN? HEY. HI. HI HI HI HI. HEYYY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY YOU. HI hi hi……hi.