Slip Out The Back JACK! 50 More Ways To Leave Your Lover [Part ONE]

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Here at Jack our purpose is to help you in your struggle to be free. As Paul Simon once said, there must be 50 ways to leave your lover, and we say there must be 50 MORE ways to leave your lover.

Enjoy fidelity while it lasts!

Now that all that Valentine’s day BS is over and done, all you couples need to snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope there goes rabbit… sorry, Eminem rant.

Lyrics

"The problem is all inside your head" she said to me
"The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover"
She said "It's really not my habit to intrude

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PART ONE

And NOW 50 (25, really) More Ways To Leave Your Lover

Tattoo your face, Mace

Scream and kick, Mick

Grab a brew, Drew

And get a pack of chew.

Go out and mosh, Josh

Ride away on your bike, Mike

Start a clan, Van 

So people listen to you.

Stuff your face, Chase

Until you eat past your weight.

Go take a shower, Howard

And sing out loud for hours.

Jump on a train, Zane

And blast “Insane in the Membrane”.

Swing like you should, Tiger Woods

Til’ you’re back in the hood.

Switch up your mood, Jude

Have the nanny make you some food.

Call up Lewinksy, Bill

While you’re passing a bill.

Things could get messy, Jesse

Start confessing.

Become a priest, Keith

Desist and cease.

Labor everyday, Dre

Til you make pay

Then runaway.

Did You Know…

San Francisco hip-hop legend Andre Nickatina sampled Simon’s “50 Ways to Leave Your lover” in his track “Last Breath of an MC” from the 99′ album Tears Of A Clown. Fillmoe for life.

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